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Girls Just Wanna Have (good) Sex (and lots of it!) June, 98 By DOLORES FRENCH There's a secret conversation going on that no one is speaking up about. It's the fact that women want sex -- and lots of it. The stock stand up comedy jokes about men trying to get sex and women not wanting it is irrelevant, not funny and a bunch of crap. At a restaurant in Buckhead yesterday I listened to women, whose ages ranged from seventeen to forty seven, gripe about not getting laid enough. By that they meant not getting fucked with the appropriate size dick, for a suitable amount of time, and with their partners using the adequate skill to provide sexual satisfaction for them. Adequate skill means hearing what she tells him she wants or needs him to do and then him being willing to perform such, as directed, to the best of his ability. In my viewing experience, every Tonight Show program has Jay Leno making a joke that is based on the premise that men want sex and women don't want sex. A few nights ago Leno said that researchers have found that having sex relieves pain for women. His punch line was, "The next time your wife says 'not tonight, I have a headache,' just say, 'Honey, have I got a pain killer for you'." Oh pa-leeease! You don't tackle an extra-strength Excedrin headache with a baby aspirin. Jay Leno is misleading millions of men every night with such crap by reinforcing misinformation for the sake of "entertainment". Women want sex, and lots of it! But they want good sex performed to their specifications. And they want it free of other power struggles about other areas of their relationship. What moron really believes that size doesn't matter? Shoe size matters. Try cramming a size 10 foot into a size 2 shoe. And no one with a size 2 foot wants to flop around in a size 10 shoe. Vaginas and penises share a lot in common with shoes and feet. One size DOES NOT fit all! These things need to be tried on. Even diaphragms come in different sizes and styles. So do condoms. I need a big one, at least 8-10 inches. I've gotten real up front about it, too. If I'm looking for pure recreational sexual satisfaction I ask guys how big their dicks are before I consider spending any time on foreplay, verbal or otherwise. However, one of the women at the afore mentioned dinner party has very different requirements. Bigger is not necessarily better. She prefers a cock that is only 4 to 6 inches long, but she needs it to be at least 2 inches thick. Another woman said she likes a long thin penis. I think men should have to display their dicks on demand, just as everyone should disclose their STD status. On some level I agree with the feminist, (her name escapes me for now) who thinks there should be a law, similar to the ski-mask law, requiring men to keep their dicks in public view just so we can see what's on their minds. A friend asked, "What if they don't have much on their minds." "Well, isn't that the point?" I replied. Some straight women have complained to me that prostitution allows men to just pay someone to have sex with them on their own self-serving terms. These women don't live under the illusion that men would perform any better at home if they couldn't buy it elsewhere; they just don't want him getting what he wants when she isn't getting what she wants. Their objection to prostitution is based on pure desire for revenge and punishment. I've assured them that my prices are quite high and I'm inflicting as much punishment as I can under the circumstances. The straight women express little comfort for my efforts. I've prepared a little survey to get some of your thoughts on this subject. This is certainly not a scientific study. Please send your answers to the addresses listed below. Survey Of Girls Who Just Want To Have (good) Sex 1. Have you ever had good sex? In other words, have you ever REALLY, REALLY enjoyed having sex with someone so much that you would be willing to pay that person for their sexual services if that's what it would take to get a performance of equal quality? By "pay" I mean either hand over cash or something else of value, such as jewelry or a professional service such as car repair or brain surgery in exchange for their sexual services. A. If not, why not? B. If so, why so? 2. What size penis or other phallic item do you prefer? Specify length and width. Width in this case means distance across, or diameter, not distance around. 3. Is the amount and quality of foreplay you receive appropriate? A. If not, why not? B. If so, why so? 4. Is the amount of time spent engaging in being penetrated appropriate? A. If not, why not? B. If so, why so? 5. Is there a particular sexual practice or technique that you enjoy which your partner does not perform adequately? Describe how your partner would do it, if he performed it properly. If you have been specifically instructional and he has not been able or willing to follow your instruction explain what happened. Use quotes if possible. 6. In an emergency what is the most expedient way for you to get off, when you are alone? when you are with a partner? 7. On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is it that you have an orgasm each time your partner does? during each total sexual episode? 8. Describe the perfect penis or phallic item for your particular sexual pleasure. Include size, shape and condition, such as circumcised or not, tattooed, pierced or otherwise altered. 9. Tell me some information about you. Your age, occupation, education, social identity or whatever wold help me understand more about your life in general.